mind fuck
whoretothecore:

people order our patties

whoretothecore:

people order our patties

cheddarjudge:

tight bungus

cheddarjudge:

tight bungus

Dick

Dick

if my mom's still asleep: Shh don't make noise she's asleep
if my dad's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if my brother's still asleep: Shh don't make noise he's asleep
if I'm still asleep: I need to vacuum for 3 hours and use the blender